Faster, Higher…Stronger.
Alistair
Alistair Press, ITU Long Worlds Qualifier
A bad day at the office…
Dec 12th
The day started with an early alarm, well I say early, those of you who have trained for an Ironman will be very familiar with those bells that ring out at 4:00am-ish to start your first training session of the day, so, let’s just say ‘the alarm went off at 4:00am’. After stuffing the last few carbs I could stomach down my throat, I headed off to transition which opened at 4:30.
A quick once over of the bike, fill my water bottles with Gatorade, pump up the tyres, then it was back to the caravan to change into my wetsuit, and before I knew it, I was standing knee deep in water listening to the national Anthem and watching helicopters flying overhead.
There’s something about the start of an Ironman for me. It’s a wonderful and moving feeling looking at all the other athletes around you, watching them coping with their pre-race nerves, the copious couples sharing their last few minutes together before they set out on their epic individual journeys.
The siren sounded and we were off. I’m not the strongest swimmer, so I start in the 3rd fastest wave, but very soon, I found myself passing people who were from the 2 faster waves, more candidates from that well known group of athletes who get ability and ambition mixed up I thought. Before too long, the first turning buoy appeared and the space that I was able to enjoy on the way out, soon disappeared and things got a little, let’s just say physical. The return journey was a little better once we passed the second turning buoy about 30m to the right, but it did get a little crowded again once we passed the final buoy which directed us to the swim exit.
A quick look up at the clock as I ran up the beach and instantly I realised I was faster than last year, even if it was only 2 minutes.
Into T1, which is very ‘gentlemanly’ compared to your normal triathlon, and then straight on to the bike. ‘Don’t go too mad, just stay comfortable’ (well as comfortable as you can be over 180km) I thought to myself, which is what I did for pretty much the remainder of the ride. My goal was to get close to what I did the previous year (5hrs 14mins). Throughout the ride, I had no idea of my time; all I looked at was my average. Although I didn’t know my exact average, I knew it was around the 36-37km/hr mark. Last year I averaged 34 so I must be quicker I thought to myself. I knew a 36km/hr average would give me a 5 hour bike; I would be so delighted with that.

The main Busselton turnaround...
The bike leg ended so fast, it really didn’t feel like 5 hours in the saddle. Into T2, where you hand your bike to one of the volunteers to rack (a very strange feeling if you’re used to normal triathlons) and then run up to collect your ‘run bag’. As soon as I sat down, my legs cramped. ‘We’ve had a lot of that today’, said one of the helpers. ‘Great’, I thought. I managed to stretch it out after a few seconds so I headed off for the run, and as soon as I started running, I knew something wasn’t right. I just wanted to throw up. I had this feeling on the bike, but it wasn’t as bad as this.
After about 5 minutes, I saw Ray and the others all cheering. I ran passed and within about 100m, my body came to a complete stop, I just stood there frozen to the spot. After about 30 seconds, I managed to shuffle my feet forward, slowly increasing my stride length until I was able to run again. But as soon as I ran, I had this uncontrollable urge to be sick. I thought about sticking my fingers down my throat but I couldn’t bring myself to do it, although talking on one other athlete, he had the same feeling and did manage to (It didn’t help). I walked through the aid stations, and as soon as I did, the feeling went, however now I had the dilemma of not being able to stomach anything else sweet and energy filled, but also desperately needing fuel to get me through the remainder of the run. I decided to stick to water and ice for the next few aid stations to see how I go.
On completing the first lap, I was 15 minutes behind my goal time. I knew this would be virtually impossible to make up as things would only get harder, not easier.
By the start of the second lap, my run had fallen into a regular pattern of run, feel sick, continue running, feel even more sick, cramp, stop, walk, walk fast, shuffle, slowly start running, feel sick….you get the picture. However, by the start of the 3rd lap, and after lots of ice water and melon, my desire to throw up over my fellow athletes had subsided. All I was left with was an inability to run no further than 200m without cramping.
This wasn’t how it was meant to be I thought. This never happened in training. All those long rides, with runs off the bike, why did this never happen then. So why me, why now…..Welcome to the world of IRONMAN.
As the 3rd and final lap came to an end, I said to myself, this is the last Ironman I’m going to do. Less than one week later, I’m already planning my next assault.
So thanks to all the BYL supporters who cheered me on and offered words of encouragement throughout a long hot day. Thank you to all the spectators who will never read this, who don’t know me from Adam, but call out your name and encourage you to keep going when things aren’t going they way you planned.
A big well done to all the BYL athletes who competed in what was truly a very tough race. You all posted amazing times.
And once again, a big thank you to Ray the King of Coaches…say no more!
It’s over…
Oct 27th
…at last….after 2 months of initial excitement, gradually turning into nervous tension, all that worry and pre-race jitters have now passed – thank goodness (who’s idea was it to race anyway, Ray?).
Race day started with an early alarm. I knew I was in the last wave (8:45), but I hate rushing and would prefer to give myself more time than not enough so it was an early start.
Unlike the City of Perth triathlon (Where again I was in the last wave – the price you pay for being over 40), the morning went quit quickly and it wasn’t long before I was heading down to the ‘coral’, whatever that is (maybe someone could explain?) for the swim start.
On arriving, I met Ray, Paul, Trudy, Michael, Bec, and I think Mr Steve was lurking in the background too with his large ‘lenses in hand’. A quick hello and off Ray went into the water for his start, minutes later it was my turn. In I went, and a short swim over to the start line. Then I heard over the loud speaker that it would be 9 minutes until we were released – great!
Time soon passed, surprisingly, with some light banter amongst nations, then…1 minute…30seconds….’go!!!’.
The start was as expected, with myself watching the stronger swimmers disappear off into the distance, a sight I’m quite used to now. I settled in and swam with the group around me, keeping an eye on them but letting them navigate (If you ever swam with me, you’d understand why. As Ray once said, “If you’re doing a 2Km swim and you want to swim 3, then follow Alistair”. He’s right though, I swim like a banana – I’m not the straightest). The pace was a little slower than I possibly could have managed but I decided to draft my new found friends.
1.8Km up the Swan and it was time to turn around and head back, just 1.2km left. Thinking this should be fairly quick being the shorter leg with wind behind, how wrong I was, it just took forever. Getting stung in the face didn’t help either with leg cramps instantly following. What made me think I could stand up in deep water I don’t know, but I did, and amazingly, I could touch the bottom – brilliant! I stretched out my calf and continued on.
The end of the swim arrived (not soon enough I must add) and into transition where, much to my surprise, there were still about 40 bikes left – I couldn’t believe it. I sat down to put on my shoes, like a real amateur, my legs were cramping quite badly.
The bike leg was quite uneventful, I didn’t go too hard but I certainly didn’t take it easy either, I wanted to keep something in reserve for the run. I was monitoring Ray as we passed each other and he seemed to be going about the same pace as me.
Off the bike and into the run. I seemed to start off ok and was passing quite a few people. I ran passed Shao and continued on up the road feeling quite good. It didn’t last long. At the same place where I passed Shao on the first lap, he passed me back. “Stick with me” he said. For a few minutes I did, but he was running really well and I just couldn’t hold onto him. I carried on the best I could but feeling like I was getting slower and slower, which I was. That was the last I saw of him until the finish.
Into the last lap and all I could think about was crossing the line and having a bath for some strange reason. I could feel myself getting hotter and hotter with the sun burning my back and my shoes felt like they were on fire. “This is harder than an Ironman” said an athlete. “You’re not bloody wrong” I thought to myself.
300m from the finish and I summoned up what little energy I had left for the final dash down the finish chute, over the line and collapse in a big sweaty mess along with all the other athletes.
That was the hardest race I have ever done – Ironman, forget it!!!! I’m sticking with Sprint distances from now on…
Well that’s it, it’s all over now. I’d like to say a big thank you to all the BYL crew for all their help and support; it makes a huge difference as you all know. A big thank you to Joe (who probably did more running than I did), for all his encouragement from the Narrows Bridge right up to the far end of the run course, he was everywhere.
And a big thank you to Ray, for all his time and patience with my endless questions, and for simply getting me to the fitness level that I am today…
And last but not least, a big well done, and I mean a big well done, to all the BYL athletes. That really was a tough one….
…..see you in Busselton!
I am Great Britain
Oct 21st
…’The final Countdown’ (For those 80’s long haired pop trivia freaks). So, as the days reduce heading into the final week before ‘Worlds’, the nerves increase exponentially. Why? – Probably because I’m a ‘crap’ swimmer, that might have something to do with it. Anyway, no point in complaining about it in true Pommie style.
The end of last week saw my new Zipp disc wheel arrive. Something I’ve had my eye on for sometime now and kindly financed by my Dad. I don’t know whether it’s the look, the claimed time savings, or just the great sound they emit that got my attention (it’s the latter if you really must know – honest Ray), but either way, it sits very nicely on my bike, along with the new (To me) 3T Brezza carbon Tri-bars that I bought off Mr Raymond.
Last week also saw the arrival of my GBR team Tri-suit. Not a bad suit for $105. It might not be a cool green and gold 2XU number (It’s actually Adidas), but it certainly looks ok for the money. No sooner had it arrived, it was off on another journey to have the familiar ‘Break Your Limits’ tattoo permanently etched into the fabric.
As for training, definitely not as hard a previous weeks, although it did culminate in the ATTA ‘Grand Prix Des ‘Gents’, which is a 28Km 2-up time trial. My accomplice and I came 17th out of about 60 pairs. Doesn’t sound too good I know, but I was actually reasonably pleased with our result, completing the course in 42:18, not quite averaging 40Km/hr. FYI (As they say in the world of ‘texting’), the winners did it in 38:32.
So that’s it really for the time being, except a big ‘Well done’ to the BYL Team who competed in Melbourne, a great effort from everyone (Even if Paul did get beaten by Elmo)
“Stuff this…..!!!!…”
Sep 28th
“…let’s go for a coffee” said Ray, and at that point, I could have married him. But that’s another story and I’ll get to that later.
So what’s been happening since my last Blog? Just more of the same really, only harder and longer – you know how it is when you’re training for a particular event (or events).
The week before last culminated in an easy ride to Lancelin, or so it was meant to be, until some bright spark decided to go off the front of the group. He build up a sizable lead, then another even brighter spark thought it would be a good idea to chase him down. Once he was caught, things would calm down, I mistakenly thought. How wrong I was. This increase in tempo seemed to set the pace for the rest of the ride. Not good bearing in mind I was scheduled to do the Freo Half Marathon the following day – nice one Ray.
However, considering the ride from the previous day and how tired I felt, I was actually feeling quite good about the race, which was a bit of a worry as ambition and ability can get a little muddled sometimes (well they do in my world).
The gun went, and the first Km was covered in 3:30. Something must be wrong, I was hardly out of breath. But I trusted WAMC and adjusted my pace accordingly as I knew I wouldn’t survive the remaining 20Km at this pace, regardless of how good I felt. On went the race and I crossed the line in 1:26:00 dead. Not a PB, however I would like to ‘point the finger’ at WAMC for possibly putting the first Km marker in the wrong place and therefore going too slow for the rest of the run, ruining my chances of an all new PB. (An assumption qualified by the fact that someone had kicked the sign over by the second lap….)
Sunday’s race was followed by an ‘easy’ week, thank goodness, which meant more time for painting and decorating – great!!!
The week past, rather uneventfully as usual, with a ‘long ride’ booked in for Saturday, and then back on the bike again on Monday, another of Rays ‘good ideas’, only this time I was to join the Papas Bank Holiday ride. I’ve never ridden in this group before, but I had heard about them, and I knew it wasn’t going to be easy.
I met Ray in Freo under the Old Traffic Bridge as he was going to join me this time. After a few minutes of small talk, the group came round the corner and we ‘tagged – on’, and from that point onwards, it was simply a case of ‘survival’. I knew the course they would take as I do this every Saturday with my usual group, but not at this pace, they just didn’t ease up. The guys up front looked like they were chatting away, peddling into a head wind, whilst at the back, I was trying to hang on. Ray, I must add, looked very comfortable further up the group (Much to my annoyance) and we continued round the course, surging and slowing, surging and slowing until Riverside Drive when Ray dropped back and announced, much to my surprise (And delight)….”stuff this…let’s go for a coffee”….music to my ears!!!! At this point, we were rather wet from the now regular Perth rain, and my shoes felt like 2 small swimming pools strapped to the end of my legs, although this was the least of my issues, the inability to breathe being the main one.
Well that was nearly 3 hours ago now and I can safely report that all systems are slowly starting to return to ‘normal’. …..Anymore ‘good ideas’ Ray?
Deep Heat – I love it!
Sep 14th
So, what’s happened in my little life since my last post? Well, not a lot really. I guess the only ‘exciting’ thing to happen to me is being attacked by a little man with hands of steel whilst running just over a week ago last Sunday. Rather than give in to his vice like grip around my calf, I, stupidly, decided to carry on running – being the typical macho triathlete that I am. No matter how far or slow I ran, he wasn’t going to let go. Half an hour later, he’d had enough, and decided to insert what felt like a knitting needle through the side of my calf. I might not have wanted to stop before, but this time I had no choice, I came to a halt instantly. Great I though, why me? And now I have to walk the 8km’s or so back to the car.
Deep Heat, it’s a wonderful invention! Lashings of it after a hot hot shower seems to work wonders, always has, as the following day I managed, amazingly, after barely being able to walk throughout the remainder of Sunday and most of Monday, to do a 3Km swim and a spin class. Although the big test wouldn’t be until tomorrow, Tuesday, having to run with Mr Lampard at McGillivray Oval first thing in the morning.
Much to my surprise, and after a total lack of sympathy from Raymond (That’s not quite true, I thought I’d add it in for effect), I did manage a couple warm up laps, and, some laps that resembled an ‘interval’, although my elation was short lived, my friend with crusher hands decided to make another appearance, however this time he must have had his eyes on someone else because he didn’t seem as interested in causing me much pain.
After copious amounts of Deep Heat, I’m due for another run (Thursday). I don’t think I’ve ever been this nervous before a training run other than standing on the start-line of a race. In short (As I feel you’re nodding-off already), it went ok. After 90mins of easy to steady running, I actually felt relatively normal. Could this be ‘Adios’ to my annoying little enemy I thought?
3 days later, and well into my 2nd tube of Deep Heat, I had pretty much a completely normal run – at last, he’s gone! And I have to say, at this point, I actually feel quite good (But not about the Worlds – that’ll never change).
One week on, and I feel I’m able to chase Mr Lampards’ hot little body around McGillivray Oval again – bring it on.
Bugger…It arrived!
Sep 2nd
….‘Congratulations on your selection to the Great Britain team for the 2009 ITU Long Distance Triathlon Championships in Perth. This letter confirms your place on the team‘ said the email from the British Triathlon Federation. I never thought it would happen (More like I hoped it wouldn’t happen), me, represent my country, wow, “all you have to do is put your name down and you’re pretty much in” someone said, which did slightly take the shine off the prestige of representing your home Nation. But, nevertheless, I’m ‘in’, and I guess I’d better start training.
For the first week of serious training, I decided to contract the flu, and boy did it knock me for six (Just like England did against Australia in the Ashes – good work chaps). 2 days off work and no training for 5 days, I started to panic.
“Raymond, I’ve lost all my fitness, will I ever get it back?”
“No you won’t, it’s over” I think his answer was jokingly – but this time I think he was right, or so it felt.
Some gentle Raymond training for 3 weeks to ease myself back into the routine, and all of a sudden it’s time for the City to Surf ½ marathon. After an early ‘gun’, it’s up the hill I went, a quick “hello” to Raymond as I ran past (And if I may digress, I’d like to take this opportunity to add that this it not the first time I’ve run past you is it Ray? 2009 Busselton ½ IM, a moment I will never forget – sorry Ray, I just couldn’t resist) and from that point on, I knew it wasn’t going to be my day. My legs felt like they belonged to someone else, and when they did vaguely come back and feel like my own, it seemed like I was carrying the rest of the 21Km runners on my back. People were passing me left right and centre. Uphill or down, they just kept coming past, and there was nothing I could do to keep up. 1 hour and 28 minutes later, I crossed the finish line, a moment in my life that I never thought would come, or come soon enough. That, I thought, was my worst race ever, although deep down, I somehow knew there were plenty more to come.
So, with the C2S behind me for another year, and after a spin class, a 3Km swim and an early morning track running session with Mr Raymond, I find myself sitting here with aching legs writing this blog, probably sending you all to sleep…..
Goodnight!



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